Clive reminded me of another pregnancy brain episode that happened last week when I drove his sister’s car (a Ford Focus) for the first time after Clive drank too much (he does 99% of driving in our relationship), and the first thing I said when I got in was, “Which one is the brake?” For […]

This morning I put on my thong underwear BACKWARDS and didn’t realize it until I saw the tag sticking out the front.
While talking on Clive’s cell phone this morning I asked him where his phone was.

I love pregnancy-brain stories. Does anyone have any?